So today I recieved a nice birthday package from my Mom, thank you! Inside I found the tasty treat of dried squid jerky which I like so much, even though I have to eat it outside because Jen says that the smell of it makes her gag. Along with that was a nice grip of greenbacks stuffed inside an envelope for my enjoyment. I wonder what it was that raised a red flag when this package passed through customs. What warranted enlisting my name on the Homeland Security's suspicious persons list?
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Nasty! Squid Jerky? I can only imagine what that smells like. The money isn't what makes your package suspicious, it's the jerky.
Must have been driving the sniffer dogs crazy! haha
Nice combo there!Although I don't think money usually comes with the package they were searching for :) I can't believe you like that stuff!
Everyone knows only a terrorrist would eat fried squid jerky. Did I get that right? Fried squid jerky? Fried squid jerky. The more I say it the more I want to try some. Any left?
unfortunatly the customs agent took pleasure tearing into the plastic bag with his knife allowing the squid to dry out completely leaving it flavorless. I will aquire some at a local asian market while in slc next week and bring some back for your snacking pleasure.
He must have had a hard time sqaushing it back in the box after hacking it with a knife. I had it all vacuum sealed and shrunk to fit pretty snug.
It's about time homeland security caught up to you.
That last comment was from Neal. Now my turn! I can't even imagine what that stuff must TASTE like, and I don't even want to think about what that stuff must SMELL like! That's all I have to say! If Jen is making you eat it outside, it must be pretty bad!
happy late birthday, u smell great.
hey jen...its marci haslem, i just wanted to tell you guys your little one is adorable, your kids are getting so big. i miss ya. hope all is well for your family!
Hello Elder Perriton,
Your name just came up on my computer. Could you email me at: eustaquio.p.anguay@usps.gov? I'll be out of the office July 24(golfing) but back on the Friday. I look forward to hearing from you.
Thank you,
E Phillip Anguay
Postmaster
Madison
Good for you Jen for making that crap stay outside...that sounds bad! I think that I would rather eat Colt's spit-up--sorry Nate.
Real shame about the squid... I guess it's a crime to stink so bad. Thank you homeland security for defending our borders from deadly smells!
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